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okay, so i step into the soup office to eat breakfast, and when i come out, there is a girl sitting at one of the consultant stations. i sit back down, poke at stuff, and then do stats. i come back. i put in stats. mgg come out of the office and asks the girl who she is. she is a user. behind the consultant desk. signed in. doing something. in the consultant area. where she did not belong.


i feel dirty.


from now on, i ask people "hey, are you a consultant?"

also, yesterday at dcent, someone moved paper around in the printer. took some out of tray 2, put it in tray 3.

do we need to put up a fucking sign that says
"Hey you! Yeah, you! Don't Fucking Open Up The Printers! Ever! If it says something, get a fucking consultant! And leave your fucking coffee outside!" in 24pt type.

tattooed on the users' stomachs.


oh, and the main printers at loree have lost power twice now.