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last night on the way home from work, i caught a salamander. not sure what kind, because it was dark. looked kinda like this, but don't really think that it is. it was slimy, but apparently not slimy enough to be a Slimy Salamander. it was basically an even olive drab with flecks of olive, brass and brown. maybe 4.5" long. cutest little toes. sooooo tiny.

so i have a cough now.

it sounds hideous.

okay, it's just bad.

but when i go home i will have tea. and dayquil.

then the orange fairy will file my teeth to points and carve symbols into my flesh.

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urggh.

i don't like working when i am sick.

i can feel the waves of heat, moving like flocks of tiny fiery sheep across my skin.

and the headache sucks ass.

i'm hungry too.

and whiny.

make me stop being whiiiiinnnnyyy!

3 minutes til stats... then an additional 45 minutes til i leave work. in theory.


23 now.

i forgot to remove the seal on the toner.

yay.