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today, i will work a 10h40m day. the breakdown is as follows:
shift 1: 1:00-2:40, except i'm not really working that shift for the final ten minutes, because it overlaps with
shift 2(electric boogaloo): 2:30-5:30. i have entered shift 2, and, well, it's kinda like shift 1, but with less things left to read. i think i'm going to catch up on death and the afterlife. shift 2(electric boogaloo) is a permanent, so i'll be here next week, and the weeks after that, until they find my dessicated body in the back of the toner closet. oh, people will weep, in theory, except for the fact that everyone is leaving at the end of this year. oh, and i'll have a half hour before
shift 3: 6:00-7:40. by this point, if i am not delirious, then. uh. i guess the fundamental nature of reality, and/or the definition of delirious, will have changed. oh, i look forward to that time, when i can make a ham sandwich from a user, no, better, when i can think of something, then reach up to my thought bubble and pull it out.
"caviar?"
"certainly, thank you, my good sir."
but i digress. after shift 3, i have 70 (edit, 50(i can't count)) minutes free. my current plan is to run home, do the dishes i failed to do yesterday (mea culpa) and possibly eat something, before i return to loree for
shift 4(wackiness ensues): 8:30p-1:00am actually, let's call shift 4 "divers alarums". maybe i'll grow a bear from my side, in a hideous transparent sac! maybe there'll be a fire! maybe jeff mach will require a haircut!

we should have connectivity again tomorrow night. in a bit, i think i'll do a post about a holiday.

i'm thinking that i need to make a hardcopy version of my lj. maybe it's a whole ream! maybe it's not. la la la!

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alright, real quick: pockybot revolution

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just so you all know: my livejournal... well, it's partly to write down stuff, and it's partly to inform my peoples of what is happening in the wonderful world of wat. uh. pat. but it is also, the linky-posts, to remind me to look at things. i have to move from computer to computer constantly. today i have already used 4 machines. uh, yeah, 4. it'll go up, later. the linky-posts, generally, i think are interesting things, but to some degree they are just for me. that's why i usually don't give too much info. it just isn't necessary to add exposition. unless my point is exposition. and the mcsweeney's stuff, well, that you should always read. it's good for you.

like exercise for your pineal gland.

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note to self: emperor(second class) justinian of the spinning cheese mystic weasel cabal, KSC, NAF

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http://filebox.vt.edu/users/dnich/mac.swf look at me when the modem works.

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something from Jeff Mach's defunct comic strip. Satan and Grilled Cheese